1. People always tell me, how perfect my daughter is. Clearly, I know this.
2. In the movie based on my life, I want Roseanne to play ME!
3. Typically, I end up regrettingeating burger king double cheeseburger meals couple times a week :-x
4. I always ask to leave off the toe-mae-toes. sick
5. Kim and Kanye really need to Who's Kim and Kanye? jk...stop filming their life. Kardashions weren't made for tv.
6. My Parents always reminded me that they loved me.
7. Every single day I tell myself, I like my job.. I like my job.. I like my job.
8. This one time in College I went to 2 for 1 tequilla night and wrote on my ex boyfriends vehicle drivers seat with sharpie... ahhh to be young, dumb, and drunk.
9. My grossest habit is eating ranch like its a food group.
10. My latest white lie was when I told my husband I liked his v-neck tshirt.
11. I know all the words to mmmm-bop. forward, backwords and sideways.
12. When I grow up I want to be I haven't figured that one out yet..
13. Sexy time is only if hes not passed out on the couch in front of family guy re-runs with empty snack contairs around him.
14. I will never, ever own a cell phone again!
15. I think it's hilarious when im scrolling thourgh e-cards on pinterest.